Ok, so i’ve had a day to low thru this Xerox software. Fhigh Points:

Good: I can configure all my machines centrally without having to keep up with all those IP addresses.
Bad: I have to have all those IP addresses to key them into the system. I set the software to automatically search for all the [...]

‘male guy;
female girl;
bool isEngaged = guy.propose(girl); // will return false if guy.isJerk = true or girl.hasDoubtsAboutOurRelationship = true
if(isEngaged){
female child1 = guy + girl; // baby making session number one
while(girl.pregnant || guy.financiallyUnstable){}
male child2 = guy + girl; // baby making session number two
guy.bankAccount.withdrawDollars(10000000); // subtract $10,000,000 from cumulative life savings to support family
girl.weightLbs += 50;
for(;;){} // [...]

So my school just moved to a Xerox solution for printers and copiers. Its been a mess. The techs who came out didn’t know anything about NDPS or Netware. Hell, I didn’t know very much before I got here. We decided to use DHCP - which I can control via Netware anyways - to install [...]

What do you do when you’ve lost your Admin password and the  php_mail() ain’t working? Why, you just manually change your password in the DB. But how do ya do that, Curt? You can’t just pull up phpmyadmin and look because the password is encrypted… it’s a bunch of gibberish. It’ll take your crappy Amiga [...]

Site Realign
So if you’re seeing this, then you’ve obviously seen the site realign. Nothing has changed; I just combined a couple pages into one and moved some posts around. I have an issue with the table of contents though. The author of this theme used a nonstandard function to call the pages. It does many [...]